someone: *shows me the slightest sign of affection*
me: i would die for u
no offense but if a girl ever did this to me my pussy would fall out my body
I’m gay I’m so gay
she can throw me off a bridge
I have to second the “I’m gay I’m so gay”
Because shit am I gay
this is the coolest thing ever fuck yes
When you drink alcohol both you and the alcohol get drunk.
